How Come Everytime I Go To The Mall, Something Happens?

Everytime I go to the mall, there is either a brawl, a robbery, or something else obscure. Two weeks ago I went and a 14 year old kid was pissing from the 3rd floor down to the 1st floor. Last week I went and I saw a 6 foot 6 woman chasing a guy dressed as Santa Clause around Macy's. And lastly, I went 2 days ago and saw some Chinese midget pants 3 or 4 of the employees at Target. Couldn't believe my eyes. Hilarious but ever so weird. Has this ever happened to you? Reply and we'll talk about it. byeeee